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It appeared that Ms Pea's guts to 'uglify oneself' is pretty contagious, and the next victim has been spotted, Mr Mad Cow, age 30.

The duo were spotted in XXX lagoon shopping mall's multi-storey carpark making a fool outta themselves.

When reporter interviewed passerbys, here's what they had to say.

"It's pretty entertaining, especially to see an Ang Moh (a term used to describe Europeans) make a fool out of himself"
- Mr Tan Ah Gao

"Scary lor, I thought they just escaped from the mental hospital."
- Ms Jing Hao Lian

"So inconsiderate, pass urine in public area,.... (shake head)"
- Anonymous

"Young people nowadays are so havoc I tell you. Parents never teach lor"
- A Dying Old Man


The episode ended when Ms Pea returned to Singapore, leaving behind the seed of this deadly disease.The authorities had taken action in containing the virus from spreading. Mr Mad Cow has been temporarily been home-bound since he's only in the early stage of the infection. The researchers are now working round the clock to find a cure to this disease that is so new that it has not even been named.

Reporter: Aggy L
Source: Utterly Rubbish Newspaper