Showing posts with label Weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Weird. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Sixth Sense

Just like any other day, Yumi's pawing the door asking to be walked. The moment the door opened, she rushed to the front gate, the usually quiet canine then started barking like that is no tomorrow.

I'm puzzled, well there's not a single soul in sight, neither was there any felines around. Oh there's this cleaner who's walking along the drain picking up rubbish, but that won't trigger Yumi's barking, the most she'd do is whine for attention. No amount of hashing seemed to be able to stop her.

I gave up, leashed and dragged her out for her walk. Walked outta the house to find another chap sitting at the end of the road, nothing special to me. But Yumi differs.
Under the influence of her yelps, the neighbourhood canines joined in the fun. Before I know it, there's now four dogs barking like hell, madness.
It was only when we went round the corner of the row of houses that she managed to calm down.

After her business, we made our way home. Went past where that chap was sitting, Yumi's sniffing the area liken a drug sniffing hound.
My eyes scanning the area and settled in the drain area where a stack of cards was scattered. All cards seemed to belong to the same person, some sorta identification cards since they are all photos on it.
Can't help but relate that to Yumi's barking a while back. Could that chap to up to no good? Could he have stolen someone's wallet and discarded the cards there destroying the evidence? Could Yum have sensed trouble and tried to warn me? LOL or could be it simply that the chap hasn't shower for weeks and Yumi picked up the scent?

Maybe its just be playing detectives, or Yumi might really have some sorta sixth sense. If so then she'd be able to predict that she's gotta be showered today. Muahahhahaaaa

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Thank God Yumi's here

Not only does my lil pickle gave me her unconditional love, but she has also saved the day.

It's too stuffy in the house, left the door open for some air ventilation. A lil later, her usual weird noises echoes from the porch to the hallway (her noises consists of whimpering, cries, howls, occasionally some whines that sounds like meows).

Went out to check on her, to my astonishment I found a young dark skin chap squatting on our wall,.... and that is pissing me off. That's a *BEEP* doorbell, does he have to resolve to climbing the wall? Isn't that considered *BEEP* trespassing?

Trying to keep my cool, I started questioning him of his presence. He can't speak nor understand English, neither do I understand his language. Only words he could form was "N**dia" (landlady's first name) and "son". I've seen a picture of the landlady's son, he looked chinese to me, and educated so should at least understand basic English. Seeing that that's obviously communication problem, he turned to his friend on a lil cheap scooter shaking his head.
Mumble something, and still trying to explain to me in his own language.

All this while our neighbour's listening in next door. He questioned the chap, and throughout the whole conversation the poor gentleman could only make out ONE word (that shows that the chap has got serious language problem, even his own race can't seem to understand him). That one word was "Maid". Trying very hard to not yell at him, I broke my sentence down word by word "N**dia... rent... house.... to .... me.... N**dia... not... here.... Maid.... not... here..... they stay in .... XXXXX!!!"

After all my effort, he still dare to ask if he can come in... OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!! For all I know you might be some thief/ robber/ or even a *BEEP* rapist!!!!!

If Yumi wasn't crawling on the wall trying desperately to reach him, he might have just jumped over without me knowing....
To be honest, Yumi was trying to get to him for a pat on the head more likely but seeing a dog jumping trying to reach him just somehow looks threatening, and plus his kind isn't suppose to be near dogs anyway, its against their religion.

Ten minutes spent on shooing him away, as he walked towards their vehicle, I called for bodyguard,.... just as the word "Yumi" came out, he turned towards the gate again..... I gave him my famous evil stare and screamed, "I'm calling my dog!!!!!!!!" He was embarrassed, well if that happens to me I would too, he left.

Thank God Yumi's here, she has certainly saved my day, only thing I wished was for her to grow a lil bigger,.... yah she's still a puppy and if she's to remain at this size,.... she's gotta look way too friendly!!!!!!!!!! Please Yumi, just grow a lil bit more, and pleaseeeeee don't be that friendly either.... If a thief enters the door, I hope you'd at least chew off one of his leg than offer him a cup of tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

What did you see?

What do you see? A woman spinning in clockwise direction? Or anti- clockwise?
If you see it spinning clockwise, you tend to use more of the right hemisphere of your brain,
and anti-clockwise, you uses more of the left hemisphere.
As for me, strange enough, I see both.

So, what did you see then?

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Pikaaaaaahhhhhh


The event organizers might have intended to explore the sexuality of Pikachu ...