Never Fails

... to surprise me. A dog, a weird dog.
This is the first dog I've ever known who takes her tablets like treats.
This is the first dog I've ever known who drinks "Bitter Yuck" like water.
This is the first dog I've ever known who prefers to whine and howl than bark.
This is the first dog I've ever known, who's more fascinated by kites and aeroplanes than screaming kids and kitties.

She's desperate for a wee, out the gate, and ohhhhhhhh kites,... (half a minute later) pee,... need to pee.
(Finished business)
Ohhhh kites,.... (another half a minute) ohhhh aeroplane.... (and she's completely in her own world).

PS: Bitter Yuck is sprayed on stuff to prevent your canine from chewing it, it's supposed to taste REALLY REALLY digusting.