... (Continuing our dialogue on my guilt for sending Yumi for neutering)Moo: What if you have kids, would you be so worked up as towards Yumi?
Me: Nope coz I love dogs more than I love kids.
Moo: Then the kid is so gotta hate you.
Me: Well then the kid has to learn not to talk back just like Yumi doesn't (smacking face coz Yumi talks back all the time... change statement) Well she doesn't verbally abuse me.
Moo: She does, she's taught me the art of doggy language,... ohh I tell you, some of the statement she made is pretty vulgar,.... for example Ahhhhfuuuu means *Beep**Beep*Beep*....
Me: *Speechless*
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Me: Dammit,... if only that's a way to stop Yumi from jumping around after the operation.
Moo: Ya,... dream on.
Me: Maybe we can ask the vet if he can put a body cast on her,... just like the one in "Something About Mary"??
Moo: Not a bad idea.
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(conversation five minutes ago)
*Pooof*
Me: *Busy spreading medicated oil on my nose*
Moo: *Running away from crime scene* OMFG it smells bad,... *BEEPING* Bad...
Me: I can't smell a thing *thank god*
Moo: *Returning to crime scene* Oh no, the second round is coming,... and I fear this time its not just gotta be just a fart but actual poo might pop out... *unplugged and grab lappy running up the stairs*
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