Sunday, February 03, 2008

One Evil Cow

Yes, he's truly one evil cow. I've cleared the dishes, cut his hair, made his meals, and this is how he repays me?
After his personal barber shaved off his lovely locks, she began sweeping the floor since other than sand phobia, he's got hair phobia as well...

As illustrated in the diagram on the right, as I was sweeping the pile of hair left on the floor, the cow proceed to washing his head in the tub.
Just as I squat down with the broom and dustpan, the cow then decided to prepay my kindness by dropping a gas bomb,.... RIGHT IN MY FACE!!!!!! Dammit!!!!! As if that wasn't enough, he even knocked over the bin with a handful of hair in it.


The villain ought to be punished, and what better way to do that than to leave him to do what he fear most. Yes, he's clearing the mess on his own, no mercy on my end!


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