Venus, Mars and Jupiter

"Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.
Dogs are from Jupiter, Cats are from the Moon."

Venus and Mars Pillow Talk

Venus getting comfortable, ready for bed.

Mars' youtube clip on his phone echoed in the bedroom.

Mars, "Dear, would you like to watch this clip with me?"

Venus mumbled, "What clip?"

Mars, "A demo on quark."

Venus, "Quartz?" (Wondering what's so interesting about stones at this time of the night)

Mars, "Ya, quark."

Venus sensing there must be some miscommunication in between, "Define quartz to me."

Mars, "Oh, it's an elementary particle and a fundamental constituent of matter. Rather interesting. Quarks combine to form composite particles called hadrons, the most stable of which are protons and neutrons, the components of atomic nuclei. ..."

Venus, "... Ahhhh alright, dear, enjoy your clip, I'm too tired." (Snore)

Venus' not a material cut out to be a scientist (though graduated with a diploma in engineering), nor is she cut out to be a mechanic (though she excel in her electrical and electronics back in school).

On the other hand, Mars' all about cars, planes, science, maths....

That might be why Venus is attracted to Mars, opposite attracts and likes repel.




Venus and Mars on the Road

Mars, "Dear, look at that XXX (random name of a car)."

Venus, "Which one? The yellow car?" (trying to spot any none protons)

Mars, "Ya, that one. It's got the XXX body kit and blah blah blah."

Venus feeling relieved,... cars comes with four wheels and could only be differentiated by colours....

In Venus' invisible pictorial book, she's now able to spot MR2, RX8, RX7, MX5, Fairlady, Scoobies, Beetles, Minis... and a few others thanks to Mars. (Pat on the shoulder for Venus)

If Venus could drive, she'd be seen in a classic Beetle or even touring around in a baby blue volkswagen van with Mars and Jupiter.

Venus' dream car is a RX7 FD Spirit R (white of course).


If Mars could have a car now, it'd be an FD Spirit R.

Mars' dream car is a triple rotor NA RX8.

Our definition to cars just amplified our differences even more.

If Jupiter could drive, it would be a van full of dog biscuits.

Jupiter's dream vehicle would be a van made entirely of chocolate... (forbidden food always taste the best). Doubt that van is going anywhere but her stomach.

Things are just way simpler with Jupiter....