原来我不是个好女人‏

最近又被摸偶像剧给缠上身，从主角甚多的名言当中就有这么一段：

没有女人是完美的，
漂亮的不下厨，
下厨的不温柔，
温 柔的没主见，
有主见的没女人味，
有女人味的会乱花钱，
不会乱花钱的不会打扮，
会打扮的不放心，
放心的肯定不能 看。

妈哟，好想上吊。
小女不下厨，不温柔，超有主见，又不会打扮。
幸亏那头老牛没眼光看上了我， 哈哈哈哈。

那 摸摸偶像剧也给雄性动物来了一段名言：

男人嘛，
有才华的长得丑，
长得帅的不会赚钱，
会赚钱的不顾家，
顾 家的没出息，
有出息的不浪漫，
浪漫的靠不住，
靠的住的肯定是个窝囊废。

哈哈哈哈，原来我有俩个妈。(笑翻了)




Translation:
Recently I've went back to my drama marathon, extracting one of the many famous quotes from one of the drama :

No woman is perfect,
Beautiful ones don''t cook,
Those that cook ain't gentle,
Gentle ones lacks opinions,
Those with opinions lack femininity,
Femininist ain't thrifty,
Thrifty ones ain't fashionista,
Fashionistas isn't assuring,
Assuring ones are often ugly.

OMG, feels like hanging myself.
I do not cook, nor am I gentle, ultra-assertive and worse my wardrobe sucks.
Thank god Cow's taste isn't too high, ha ha ha ha.

The drama has a quote for guys as well:

Well man,
Talented ones are often ugly,
Cool-looking does not make money,
Those that brings back the cash ain't family orientated,
Family orientated ones are unpromising,
Promising ones ain't romantic
Romantic ones are unreliable,
Reliable ones must be a worthless wretch.

Ha ha ha ha, I have two mums. (PMSL)