Evil Sheets

Finally dragged my lazy arse outta bed, the clean sheets were seducing me, its not my fault.

Sheets: ahhh enjoy my smoothness, the entire bed to yourself.

Me: But the errands are piling up...

Sheets: That can wait (carassing me with its sweet scent)

Me: (Must resist)

Sheets: Stop fighting, you know you want me,...

Me: Sigh, that's true but... *stretched*

Sheets: Feels even better if you flip your pillow, enjoy the cool side man (grin)

Me: But,.... *yawn*

Me: (entered slumberland)

*** Two hours later ***

Me: Dammit, he got me there,... (got outta bed)

Sheets: Young lady, where do you think ya going?

Me: Screw you, I'm leaving!!!! (stomp out with pouting lips)

So here I am, armed with big cuppa caffine, chatting with my girlfriend. At least I'm outta bed.
After the saga with the evil sheets, will aim to be more productive, hoovering, dishes and maybe even pick up my rusting needles.