Bug Invasion

Black lil yucky bugs had been crawling outta Moo's food cabinet lately. Armed with a can of insecticides and a plastic spoon I braved in, all hail the bug buster.

User manual for plastic spoon:
Step 1: Aim and squash dem with the underside of spoon.
Step 2: Scoop and dump.
For more than one bug, spray, spray, spray for your life.
Throw in loads of mothballs to prevent further breeding.

Moo claimed that I looked like Dexter's mum during my bug killing spree, plastic gloves, and my oversized bottom sticking out from the cabinet.
Who cares, bug killing isn't about looking glamorous,... as long as they are gone from my kitchen, I'm relieved.
Thank god my cabinet isn't infested as well.

One Sided Love

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Muahaaaahaaa *echos* haaaa...

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Girl Power

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Can't get any more vintage

Was busy the past couple of days trying to get rid of this nasty Trojan on my lappy, hence backlogs of posts now.

Came upon this 'vintage' bookshop in the mall, the books were all yellowed and manky.
Won't be surprised to open up a page and find silverfish in there.

This particular book made me lose appetite for lunch.
Chapter 1:
Tender treatment with moist pink trotters in their juices.
Encasing a tongue in a shimmering mold.
Kindly treatment for fragile brains...
An lots more 'gourmet' recipes, grab your latest copy today, available at all bookstores near you.
Disclaimers: Brains and organs not included.

Feeling deprived

Had been bumming around too much to upload the pictures from the last session at the pool.

Just as we came back from the booze shop, saw Angel pulling in. Moo was claiming that he saw a minpin (short for miniature pinscher) on her front seat. Lala land do not like four legged canine, and its impossible to keep one in our apartment due to the disapproval of the property owner, for a few seconds I stood there wanting to believe him. Out came Angel, my eyes were firmly on the other door even when I said hey to her.
Just like a five year old staring at a lolli, I was almost jumped for joy when Moo's claim was confirmed. Even though Angel claimed that its her friend's "Miniature Doberman"..... ..... .... I forgive her, I've taught Moo all the dog breeds that I know of as well as all the related dog terms, Angel is a cat lover so,..... yah, anyway, I got to hold "Boston" for the next five minutes.
I missed having a dog around, I really really miss Bubble (my other minpin back home).
Moo, if ya reading this,... I'm very VERY deprived!!!!!!!!! Help me pleaseeeee!!!!

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Crappy I tell you, CRAPPY DAY!!!

Hopped down to the supermarket to grab some beef and chicken for tonight's BBQ, yes, we're not sick of it just yet. On the way back got pulled over by the Lala cops doing road blocks. Fair enough, since loads of drivers were stopped as well.

Moo explained to them that we live just round the corner, since the drive to the shop was just ten minutes away, he doesn't have his wallet (with the license) on him, but he would be more than happy to go back for it. Well, that's pretty straight forward, but no,... in Lala Land, it will be too simple if things go smoothly. It took us fifteen minutes and explaining the whole situation to various cops before they did the logical thing which is let us proceed back to fetch the documents...

Went back to them within ten minutes, and they were trying to fine us claiming there were smoke from the exhaust. The car was on idle the whole time when they wrote the fine. We guided them to the exhaust and asked them to point out where the smoke is.... the car is running as smooth as a baby's arse, and one cop just claimed "Just now smoke!" WTF. Spent another half an hour reasoning with him, but clearly the language barrier din't exactly helped.

He then explained to us that its not a fine that he's giving us, its basically a slip asking us to go for an exhaust inspection and if that fails, then we'd have to pay the fine. Well, the last time Moo went for MOT, he spent six hours there,.... an exhausting six hours stuck in the queue, not to mention the traffic which he had to battle through before reaching the Vehicle Inspection Centre.

He mentioned to make it easier for Moo, he could ask his mate to drive the car down for the inspection. I shot him with the question "Wouldn't that be illegal if his mate is stopped by the cops since he's not insured?" He smiled..... Dammit you pig, ya a traffic police and dare you suggest something which might get us into another mess!!!!

Moo called his mate for advice, and was told not to bother about the inspection and just bring the car in a month before MOT. Very wise piece of advice, basically the fine will only kick in if the inspection is not done within a week. Since MOT isn't due in another five months, we can wait and pay the fine at that point of time. £8 can save us so much trouble? Goodie good, we're sticking to that plan. Screw the pigs, we're not listening to you.

Chocolate Goo Nite

Went to Movenpick last evening for Steak Night Chocolate Goo Night, the food was fab as usual. I totally agree with the change of name. I'm no food critic, but from as far as I can remember the lamb was really good compared to the star of the night, ..., I sticked to Mr Baaaa.
Moo was torn between having more chocolate goo (choco brownie/ pudding mixed with tonnes of choco goodness from THE fondue) and second round of steak. It all came back to him when he reached home,... upset tummy from the tonnes of sugar the cow has consumed. I might have to change his pet name to PIG soon. Shame I din't bring my camera to take shots of the yummilious goo, cam on the phone was too crap under poor lighting.
Overall, the night was great, though I did met someone who has a personality which closely resembles Bumble Bee (alias for a certain someone). One of those I had the urge to go up to her and give her a tight slap for being such a bitch (mind my french). These are one group of people which would make earth a slightly better place if they would just vanish into thin air.

Latest Obsessions

Introducing our latest obsessions ....
Starting with mine, potato waffles, can't have enough of it.

Moo's obsession...
Soap, first was sake soap then now the black soybean soap.

Evil Sheets

Finally dragged my lazy arse outta bed, the clean sheets were seducing me, its not my fault.

Sheets: ahhh enjoy my smoothness, the entire bed to yourself.

Me: But the errands are piling up...

Sheets: That can wait (carassing me with its sweet scent)

Me: (Must resist)

Sheets: Stop fighting, you know you want me,...

Me: Sigh, that's true but... *stretched*

Sheets: Feels even better if you flip your pillow, enjoy the cool side man (grin)

Me: But,.... *yawn*

Me: (entered slumberland)

*** Two hours later ***

Me: Dammit, he got me there,... (got outta bed)

Sheets: Young lady, where do you think ya going?

Me: Screw you, I'm leaving!!!! (stomp out with pouting lips)

So here I am, armed with big cuppa caffine, chatting with my girlfriend. At least I'm outta bed.
After the saga with the evil sheets, will aim to be more productive, hoovering, dishes and maybe even pick up my rusting needles.

Pleasant Surprise

Reached home to find my fave flowers in the kitchen, dear Moo got me prezzies to cheer me up. Orrrhhhhh so sweet of him.

It's funny how he tried to hide the flowers from me, he hid it in the fridge with the veggies. LOL it was funny that he almost jumped when I came outta the bathroom earlier than he thought, I've almost ruined his surprise.

Moo's late night craving

For dear cubicles inmates

I've added a list of sites on my sidebar, to entertain all for all cubicle inmates, to save you guys from the slow, painful and torturing 8 hours at the office. With special dedication to Salsa, lol, this will keep you busy for a while.

On the Dark Side

Did the most amount of vulgarities in the past three days,... that's when I bought the new Mario Game. Every few minutes on it, the sweet F word would helplessly burp out so naturally. Damn. He's brought out the dark side in me. I'd to make sure there's no breakable items next to me, if not,.... sigh. Occasional punching on the cushions,... kicking my feet like some five year old, and the longest face when Moo attempts to speak to me when I was playing. What have I brought upon myself? lol.

The Extraordinary Creatures of the Abyss

The following images are obtained from www.thedeepbook.org by Claire Nouvian.
Mysterious and beautiful. My fave has to be the Dumbo Octopus.

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